And I am not a post.

Mel Gibson: “I am not an anti-semite.

Duck: “I am not a duck.

quacks like duck, swims like duck

Update: Jeff Rowland points out that Gibson is also not a crook, despite the quacking, swimming, etc. Update 2 Aug 2006: Wendy Molyneux and Jay Dyckman, at McSweeney’s, offer insight into sad hateful wrecks of men, and hold out hope for healing (”…get him to agree that the Jews were not responsible for at least the [1990s-2000s] Myanmar conflict near the Thai border, the one featuring those creepy 12-year-old Htoo twins.”).

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