The beast that shouted “aye!” at the heart of the world

Yesterday, at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, in line, a Small Child craned his neck over his mother’s shoulder to size me up. He asked, in that direct way that is a winning feature of Small Children, “Are you a pirate?”

I nodded emphatically. “Aye, lad.”

Thank you, Small Child.

5 Comments

  1. Abby:

    I sincerely hope this is a true story. I also hope you were wearing the “Kiss me I’m Pirish” shirt.

  2. Colin:

    It is absolutely true, with witnesses. Oddly, although I was wearing the other pirate-themed T-shirt you gave me, it was out of view under my jacket, so the kid must have just picked up my pirate attitude… or my musky pirate smell.

  3. Abby:

    Why do I keep giving you pirate t-shirts? On one hand I feel like I should change it up and give you other things, but on the other hand, pirate t-shirts are cool and you are quite piratey and I think you deserve good pirate t-shirts.

  4. Colin:

    Apparently, the consensus is that I am quite piratey. The next question - parrot or monkey? I’ve never been able to come to a satisfactory conclusion. Does anyone know of a place where I could demo a monkey without offending local custom? Ideally, I’d be able to try out being a monkey pirate without losing my gentleman-pirate credentials.

    I’m pretty sure I could borrow a parrot without too much difficulty.

  5. Punam:

    P4L!

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