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The worst part of my condition is a terrible alienation: why, I wonder, is no one else being gotten by spiders? But it turns out that the Spiders got White Ninja and a record of it was made upon the Intar Webs. And I am, somehow, reassured by the fact that there’s a Next> button on that record, and that another adventure follows it. I shall read more, and be made whole; I will draw strength from his example.