entirely safe and fun

So I’m getting arthroscopic knee surgery today. Last time I had one of these, I learned all kinds of cool things! For instance, a pair of achilles tendons from a cadaver, prepared for transplantation, showed up on my itemized bill at $1500. So now, if I need to buy cadaver connective tissues, I have some sense of the market for them. Tissue dealers are always trying to rip you off, but since my ACL allograft I’m an educated consumer, and now you are too.

What fresh wonders await me? I am so psyched! I may even be pumped up, jazzed, or even enthused! This is definitely the coolest thing that’s happened to me on a recent Tuesday.