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At Keystone (Summit County, CO), I discovered a deep truth about my very nature. I received a sign. Apparently, I am a “Jackwacker.” Who knew?

Answers: Yes, I was ninja skiing. Yes, the Rockies are amazing. They’re even more beautiful when the sun is shining, as it was on the morning this photo was taken. No, I did not apply to the Keystone U PhD program, although I was heavily recruited. The Dutchman was too busy Flying to pose for this shot, which is a shame because his appearance is in many respects quite comical. Yes, he really is Dutch, and will be offended if you identify him as a Flying Fleming. He will be doubly offended if you call him a “Phlegm.” But he and I are united in our appreciation for the fine beers produced by the Flemings, and our respect for their unique linguistic and cultural heritage in general.