Mascot bear tells a joke
C’mon, Mascot bear, tell us a joke.
Please? Just one joke?
OK, Mascot bear. You don’t have to get all touchy about it.
I don’t do “jokes”. I’m a monologist, not a comedian. I’m a friggin’ performance artist! Besides, not even comedians do jokes anymore. Never ask me to tell a joke again.
No way, Creitz. If you ask me again, I’ll seriously eviscerate you. My NEA grant specifically cites my exceptional expressiveness in eviscerating people who ask me to tell jokes. I won’t hesitate to demonstrate my artistic gift.
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