entirely safe and fun

I’m in the final stretch now. Making sure all the templates work, checking images, arranging content… it’s like the load screen on Katamari Damacy. With fewer bits scattered about, I hope. So - do you like Mascot bear? It is here to amuse you. If you are not amused, perhaps Mascot bear will tell jokes. I don’t rate it as likely, but we live in the future now, and many things are possible.